Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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