We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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