I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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