She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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