Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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