bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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