Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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