So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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