I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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