Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My day in three words: secret purse cake
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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