erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
No more Irish car bombs ever.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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