come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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