Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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