i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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