I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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