the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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