Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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