Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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