i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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