why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Randomize
