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love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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