Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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