Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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