I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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