Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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