She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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