My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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