Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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