i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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