But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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