He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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