I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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