what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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