With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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