I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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