There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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