I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
