____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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