cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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