I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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