It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We have started to decorate penises.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
