so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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