butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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