Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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