hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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