your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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