WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
