Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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