Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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