Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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