They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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