Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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