don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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