This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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